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front door trots 

1.) Dat bitch Sue done fucked up ma weekend, she's gots da front door trots. Meh!
2.) Looks like the Dems are going to lose again this year, Muffy. They are nominating that front door trots fellow Kerry. Do we have any merlot left?
front door trots by fucwad March 17, 2004

back door trots 

A severe case of diarreah. This terms was used many years ago. The expression came from having to trot or run out the back door to the outhouse.
I got a case of the back door trots after eating those beans last night.

the back door trots

Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.
Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.

back-door-trots 

I ain't goin to school today I got the back-door-trots.
back-door-trots by Blake November 12, 2002