Doodie Finger
“I had the screen door shits this morning and when I went to wipe my ass, I got doodie finger.” Jayson
Doodie Finger by BUTT0N February 8, 2021
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Dookie Finger
A coup de grace where one drags their finger through their ass and wipes it under a rivals nose. Though, not used very often after adolescence, a dookie finger carries more weight than a slap in the face with a white glove.
Jacob wanted to give her a dirty sanchez before she dumped him but she wouldn't let him tap that ass, so he had to settle for a dookie finger.
Dookie Finger by keifermail August 14, 2009
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finger doodle by Missy Levesque December 21, 2007
finger-doodle
I didn't have any condoms last night and didn't want to get her pregnant so I fingered her. But when I was done I had some finger-doodle.
finger-doodle by have-a-laugh 69 July 16, 2010
Cheez doodle fingers
When you eat cheez doodles, cheetos, doritos, etc. And get the cheez powder on your fingers. Gets larger over time.
Cheez doodle fingers by Sohighrightnow June 1, 2009
doobiefingers
(adj.)
pre-joint: as one is doing the preparations or actions of rolling a joint, they encounter a diminutive amount marijuana residue on their fingers.
post-joint: after one, or a group has successfully smoked and passed around a joint, they may realize their fingers have a sticky marijuana residue, that may even have a slightly odorous resonating smell.
pre-joint: as one is doing the preparations or actions of rolling a joint, they encounter a diminutive amount marijuana residue on their fingers.
post-joint: after one, or a group has successfully smoked and passed around a joint, they may realize their fingers have a sticky marijuana residue, that may even have a slightly odorous resonating smell.
"I'll massage your face but I've got to warn you, I've got doobiefingers right now."
"No, I can't do that right now, I have doobiefingers."
"And then I tried to wipe my hands #doobiefingers'"
"Man, I can't even type anymore because of these doobiefingers."
"No, I can't do that right now, I have doobiefingers."
"And then I tried to wipe my hands #doobiefingers'"
"Man, I can't even type anymore because of these doobiefingers."
doobiefingers by doobiefinger dood October 3, 2012
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.