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A made up word that can mean anything. No seriously, it originated from sailors (not pirates) that are totally pimp, and when someone asks, "Hey, what's up sailor?" in a weird voice, the reply would be "I'm docken." Which means it's going good.

It's sort of like how people say, "What's up, dawg?" and the reply is "Chillin'" or something like that. You can use it even if your ship isn't docked or anchored.

The coolest part about all of this is that you don't even have to be a sailor to use this word. Everyone can use it! Ninjas, Space Aliens, Illegal Aliens, Legal Aliens, Ninja Assassin's, Homies, Bros and even Super Mario!
LONG EXAMPLE:

Jason: Hey Erin, how's you day going?

Erin: It's docken. How about yours, you sick twisted sailor?

Jason: It's pretty dang freezin.

Erin: Wow, you've just used a term that's interchangeable with chill!

Jason: I believe I have. Since I am such a docken man, we shall proceed to sail, dancing and singing to the song I'm on a boat!

Erin: Oh yeah!

SHORT EXAMPLE:

Dokken is the sailor version of chill, except you don't have to be a sailor to use it.
Docken by Ninja J November 25, 2009
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Rockin Like Docken 

A compliment among Docken fans, to the other 99.99999999999999999% of the world it is an insult. Used to degrade some one who is new or just bad at playing an instrument.
"You think im any good?"

"Yeah man youre rockin!"

"REALLY!?"

"Rockin like Docken."

"oh..."
Rockin Like Docken by allatropic February 10, 2007

Monster Docked

Originating from the term dock and docking monster docked is when a similar act is performed but instead of the foreskin being used, the recipient receives the penis of another man through the japs eye.
Man you should of seen it Dion was getting intimate with Chucky, his penis is that small he was monster docked.. Dion must be 3 inches when it’s rock solid...
Monster Docked by Dirk Rictor2 August 1, 2019

Cocker Docker 

A large floppy-like penis
Zack: I'm sorry, but I have a bigger penis than you

Logan: No shit dude, you have a cocker docker
Cocker Docker by Shane Whitey November 12, 2012

Dookenfuck 

Yo, did you see Jerry last night. He dookenfucked that fat bitch!
Dookenfuck by Swiffer Wet Jet March 28, 2020

moist docking 

When two men conduct the act of docking while having their penis's inserted inside of the same papaya (Origin: Dominican Republic).
"Me and my boy Pablo found some papayas on sale and decided to do some moist docking on a budget! These streets are hard out here, Son!"
moist docking by The Dock Master October 26, 2015