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(adj, v.) Drunk n Stoned. A discreet acronym to describe a state of mind, or act thereof, of getting shitfaced on alcohol and stoned as balls on weed.
DnS by Sunset Court April 13, 2014
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64.233.161.99, the class B IP resolves to www.google.com.us. (Note: all domain names end with their country code. ".US" (dot US) is the default domain name for unspecified countries.
DNS by Bob G Midi June 2, 2004
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Do not schedule. Way of saying 'No meetings'.
Term used to block out time on calendar, usually uninterrupted. Can be used for personal work or urgent deadline-based work.
Term used to block out time on calendar, usually uninterrupted. Can be used for personal work or urgent deadline-based work.
DNS by shutter-shades April 13, 2017
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Do Not Shag. A an obscure yet fundamental branch of man law usually enforced by friends and other people that have your back.
There are 2 levels of DNS:
Catagory 1: The most common application. Do not sleep with the aforementioned unless drunk and intoxicated, which gives you a ready-made excuse if your friends call you out.
Catagory 2: Indefinite. Any kind of sexual encounter with this person is heavily frowned upon, and is likely to result in ridicule. Designed to stop you from sleeping with a heffer or duff when you're lashed and feeling horny. A person may also be a catagory 2 if sleeping with him/her would cause waay to many problems/trouble, e.g. your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.
There are 2 levels of DNS:
Catagory 1: The most common application. Do not sleep with the aforementioned unless drunk and intoxicated, which gives you a ready-made excuse if your friends call you out.
Catagory 2: Indefinite. Any kind of sexual encounter with this person is heavily frowned upon, and is likely to result in ridicule. Designed to stop you from sleeping with a heffer or duff when you're lashed and feeling horny. A person may also be a catagory 2 if sleeping with him/her would cause waay to many problems/trouble, e.g. your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend.
Tom: "I heard becky is coming to the party tonight."
Josh: "As long as you're careful bro, she's a cat. 1 DNS. She only looks good after half a bottle of vod".
Tom: "Don't worry about me dude, i've got this!"
Josh: "Haha, it's all you man."
Josh: "As long as you're careful bro, she's a cat. 1 DNS. She only looks good after half a bottle of vod".
Tom: "Don't worry about me dude, i've got this!"
Josh: "Haha, it's all you man."
DNS by Lord Derpington of DerpMoar August 8, 2010
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Definitely not sober. Abbreviation used when texting to say someone is not sober or that you yourself are not sober. Usually refers to being tipsy or little high, but can also be used to mean shitfaced.