On “Not To Dirty Sunday” you are allowed to get dirty but not to dirty. Like some blowies and handies are perfectly fine but no hardcore anal and pounding your mates asshole so hard it makes a loud clapping noise.
Professor Surge: Don’t be silly it’s “Not To Dirty Sunday” , which means we may not prohibit the rules of doing hardcore anal. The rules say we could do some blowies and handies Edward.
Dirty dozen Sunday is when you and your buddies each lock themselves into a room and beat off 12 times before leaving the room. Common side effects are extreme highs, extreme lows, apathy, excitement, shooting blanks, hatred of women, and of course, extreme chaffing. Most commonly done by frat boys, porn addicts, professors, businessmen, Chinese people and nerds.
Dude 1 to Chick 1: We're organizing a Dirty dozen sunday, you want in?
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
..Later...
Dude 1 to Chick 1: Sorry, I can't sleep with you for at least 2 weeks, I rubbed my penis raw yesterday.
Chick 1 to Dude 1: I hate you guys.
When a person puts chunky peanutbutter and chocolate syrup in their partners ass. Next the person with a stick ass is to John in place to mix it up good. Last you spread the delicious looking ass and add ice cream, sprinkle, and a cherry. Finally you devour your partners ass.
By-MJS
My girl made me a dirty sundae. I ate the whole thing.
Nothing better then a dirty sundae in a rainy day.
A Dirty Chocolate Sundae is the act of a man shitting in the toilet, standing up after they've taken the shit, and jacking off— but only if they've ejaculated onto the shit in the toilet is it a Dirty Chocolate Sunday
Guy 1: I rubbed one out on the toilet and it turns out that the guy in the next stall heard everything.