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Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.
I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.
Dick Mooch by DMoocher November 2, 2008

Dick mood 

Getting in the mood to fuck everything and anything in your wake
I had been in a dick mood since I watched shrek is love, shrek is life.
Dick mood by Introvertedpenis_8 April 12, 2017

Dinky and moofy 

A dinky and a moofy are true twin flames.

They were meant to be together in this life and every life. They are loving, funny as hell, and really good kissers.
I wish I could kiss like dinky and moofy
Dinky and moofy by Moofus dinkius December 26, 2022

Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."

moose dick

A name for an extremely large penis. So large you wonder how the man doesn't fall over.
Jordan's penis is so big, I refer to it as a moose Dick.
moose dick by BNH201032 May 14, 2018

moore goode dick 

A funny picture that has three football players, named "Moore", "Goode", and "Dick", who are wearing their jerseys, and are lined up just perfectly, to make it seem like a sentence saying, "Moore Goode Dick" or "More good dick".
Person 1: Dude! I saw that picture on a gay dude's myspace that said moore goode dick! ROFL.

Person 2: zOMG I saw that too!
moore goode dick by : | July 30, 2007