Dick Deck

When a male sends a dick pic but his dick is on a tech deck so his Dick looks bigger

"Can you tell Clay to stop sending me Dick Decks"

Dick Deck by Danky Heel April 6, 2017

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Dick Deck

A gay orgy of dudes sticking their dicks inside eachother and making a form like a deck of cards

Man, i wonder if a dick deck with my friends would feel better than winning a card game.

Dick Deck by Surprise, Butt Sex May 19, 2019

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Dick On Deck

Male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one's penis stored in one's phone, in case a female should ask for "a dick pic ;-)" via text at an inopportune time.

1. "Dudebro, she asked for a dick pic when I was eating with my mom last night. Good thing I had some dick on deck to send her."

2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."

Dick On Deck by J-coke da killa September 1, 2013

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Deck dick December

A free pass to slap a guys dick. Guy/girls! If it’s a guy it’s not gay it’s just deck dick December. Girls just need to have fun. Deck, slap, kick, grab, or squeeze. Your choice. It’s a free pass for everyone all month of December!!!

You wanna hide your cock because it’s deck dick December!!!

Deck dick December by Big man 60 October 10, 2019