Derpament

Performing a task while derping to the maximum ammount possible.

As Meat-neck began to lift the vehicle, loud crunching noises begin to occur. During his derpament. He had failed to realize the vehicle was equipped with running boards. Or steps. They were completely destroyed.

Derpament by Derpament December 3, 2016

Derpamine 

The drug emitted from the brain when one is derping on addictive social media sites. The more you derp, the more derpamine is emitted to keep you derping.

While I'm trying to have a conversation with him, Jeremy keeps checking his @'s for another hit of derpamine. What a cunt.

Derpamine by Jason_Chatfield August 28, 2013

Derpentine's Day 

The day before valentines day when its all awkward and you have no idea what to do. Named for Saint Derpentine, who lives in Derps everywhere.

Guy 1: What are you getting Shelly for Valentine's?
Guy 2: I dunno dude, its gonna be a loooong Derpentine's Day...

Derpentine's Day by Rutabega234 March 28, 2012

derpmert

Derpmert - dumbass who goes as a random name like HotDog33 here on urban dictionary.
He is mostly a self promoter and anything he claims to be is most likely false.

Damn that kid looks like such a derpmert

derpmert by Derp Detective May 27, 2020

Depremental 

1. A state between insanity and normality that is happy but sadistic that evolves into a state of mind that is sadistic, ironic, happy, sardonic, depressionistic or the combination of all of the above.

2. The state before losing ones insanity only to stay there and not go into psychosis.

3. A form of narcissism that works against other people but without admiration for one's self.

4. A outlook on life that see's it as nothing but flat, mundane, lifeless and sad. Often this is directed towards people in the form of my raid frustration but because the person was a general idiot for not realising the obvious.

Example One:
Bill: "Well I think I'm depremental"
Bob: "Have you tried looking in the mirror lately you might find it there."

Example Two:
Private: "I don't want to die"
Sargeant: "Private, just go and bite the shiny bullet and keel over."

(Second person in sentence would be depremental.)

Depremental by Mike Denzil May 8, 2004

dermadent 

The indentations left by your nails after squeezing a pimple.

Crap! I can't go now....I still have dermadents on my face!

dermadent by Loee July 15, 2017

Derpentine 

Noun: a comment so stupid that it can be used to strip even the most durable house paint.

Palin: hurr durr derp derp hurr durr Russia hurr durr folksy
Painter: that's right - just keep talking right into that flaking brickwork - that's some quality derpentine.

Derpentine by Grae Hall May 2, 2010