Deputy's Voice 

the drunken state of mind in which you have no idea who or where you are. Usually accompanied by projectile vomit all over the bed that you unknowingly fall asleep in.

person1:
"Did you leave the party early last night?"

person2:
"I don't think so, just went straight to the Deputy's Voice apparently..."

Deputy's Voice by lovelovelove5 November 2, 2009

Sheriff's Deputy 

(Also known as a "Deputy Sheriff") is a police officer, but instead of working for a city, they work for the county that surrounds it and is employed by a "sheriff" instead of a "chief".

They're uniform is usually (at least on the US west coast) a tan/beige shirt with green or black pants with a star badge.

They patrol rural and suburban areas that don't have their own police departments. They sometimes go into big cities but only to bring prisoners from the city jail to the county jail.

They're usually the more chill cops but it always depends on where you live.

Example:
A cop working for the city of Los Angeles is a Los Angeles Police Officer

A cop working for Ventura County is a Ventura County Sheriff's Deputy
Usually in an emergency, the Sheriff has more authority, but a police officer and sheriff's deputy's everyday authority is the same

Sheriff's Deputy by plus-size albert December 24, 2020

Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff

The self-righteous asshole who insists on holding ALL communter traffic to 1 mph UNDER the posted limit

Look at that effin' Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff up there, running 44mph in the left lane while granny's leading the parade in her K-car on the right!

Self-Appointed Deputy Sheriff by Slow Boil June 4, 2009

Deputy smith 

A racist bitch who think she’s the shit because she has a man hair cut and a super hero behind behind a badge. Gets no dick so has to make pleasure in ruining kids life.

Deputy smith is a fucking cunt.

Deputy smith by Iloveblondes January 15, 2020

shoot the deputy

What Bob Marley didn't do.

"I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy"

shoot the deputy by Andrew! June 13, 2004

shoot the deputy

Ejaculating onto your (or someone else's) feces.

"I was having a wank on the shitter, i got up, turned around to shoot the deputy, and your mom walked in!"

shoot the deputy by Boogas January 15, 2008