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Denmarkism

A fan-made religion based off the anime Hetalia, similar to Doitsuism, which worships the character Mathias Köhler, or Denmark.

Denmark is everything to a true Denmarkist- he is the reason the sun rises and sets, why the world turns, and the force behind every triumph of the human race.

He is the supreme lord of Scandinavian hottness- his gravity defying hair is the subject of mass worship.
His axe is unforgiving, and often smites non-believers, the haters of the Denmarkism religion.

Some common catchphrases used by Denmarkists include "I hope you step on a lego," "Danish class," and "When in doubt, Denmark it out."
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Person 1: Denmark.

Denmarkist: *Squeals*

Person 1: What's with you?

Person 2: She must be into Denmarkism.

Denmarkist: When in doubt, Denmark it out.*runs off into the sunset on a wearing a cape with a Danish flag and throwing Legos everywhere*
Denmarkism by Ane December 8, 2013
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A magical utopia that American pundits like to point to.
Liberal: In Denmark they have an enormous welfare state, and they always score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have a larger welfare state.

Conservative: The Danish have more free trade than we do, and they score at the top of happiness surveys! So we should have more free trade.

Liberal: We should create good public transportation, like Denmark has done!

Conservative: We should have a labor market as flexible as the Danish one!
Denmark by Oscar MacGorden September 14, 2012

Asexuals Invade Denmark 

There is an estimated 76,000,000 asexuals worldwide.

The current population of Australia is 24.5 million people.

There are MORE ASEXUALS THAN THERE ARE AUSTRALIANS.
The Troll tracer machine from the South Park funny show is from Denmark, so asexuals invade Denmark! 🇩🇰
she’s soo pretty gorgeous beautiful lovely and she’s soo soo soo soo sweet she knows how to put a smile on your face especially if she loves you she knows how to take care of you she’s just one of a kind and yesyes she knows how to say beautiful jokes and make funny stuff she can make you laugh regardless of how shit your mood is and also she’s soo pretty she makes other girls look shit when she smiles oh lord that smile can just take you to different dimensions on god she’s the best غصبن عنك
oi oi whos that girl right there? any idea?

she’s deema the one and only cant you see how pretty she looks ughh
Wee village in norn iron, apparently sheep shaggers live there but I've never seen any, they got the best cricket team as well! Also known as Dunnamanagh, Dunn Na Manch and piles of other ways to spell it.
"Have ye ever been to Donemana sir?"
"Aye sir, its sum place hi."
Donemana by D4V3 January 22, 2006
A woman who is intelligent, sweet, honest, loving, beautiful, stubborn, caring, unique, creative, and more awesome then words can describe. Unless you betray or take her for granite, then..... You don't t to know.
She's so Denesa.