Defie 

Disappointing selfie. A picture that was taken during a night out where you looked stunning however in the morning it turned out to be a a disaster.

- Julia, we took so many nice pictures yesterday night, remember? Can you send them to me?
- Let me see. Omg...Gabriela, we look terrifying

- Defie, again!?? Another night full of defies....

Defie by gilil June 15, 2020

Defie 

A protogen with a sentry gun, he makes boats for everyone
He is also fameous for killing sus among drip

Guy1: have you heard of defie?
Guy2:bababooey

Defie by Susmaks March 4, 2021

Faux Defecation 

When one sits on the john for some amount of time before realizing they cannot release their fecal matter. The cause is sometimes constipation. However this is not always the case; the cause may be unknown. It is not uncommon for one to release gas during this period of time. Time elapsed before the epiphany varies greatly, experts suggest times from 1 minute all the way to a rare case in Japan in which the subject took over 27 hours (exact time is unknown). The mean is 11 minutes. The standard deviation, or σ, is approximately 7 minutes. Time does vary between species and sex.

(Whilst watching a football game)
John: Brb, I gotta take a dump. *10 minutes later*
Henry: Dude wtf are you doing? You just missed Janet Jackson's boob!
John: Damn I can't shit!
Henry: Oh man, you must have a case of Faux Defecation

Faux Defecation by gingyman January 9, 2010

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

www. youtube.com/ watch?v=KzePgXk6934

Not content with doing nothing and enjoying their win, the enemy team has instead chosen to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory - Phrase, common usage. Doing something stupid causing your team to lose when all you had to do was nothing.

Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory by Gamer487 December 3, 2019

Sex defender 

Someone is being sexually assaulted by a Sex offender and nobody is there to help. What do you do?

1. Join
2. Escape
3. Call the Sex defenders

Correct answer: 3. Call the sex defenders

A: "Oh no, she is being assaulted by a Sex offender! What do we do?"
B: "Call the Sex defenders!"

Sex defender by Sukoforiko January 14, 2021

public defender 

A criminal defense lawyer appointed and paid to represent indigent persons charged with crimes. A public defender can either be a private attorney who accepts such cases and is compensated for each case, or a salaried attorney of a public defender agency. Also called "P.D."

"I don't have enough money to hire my own attorney. I am going to have to ask for a public defender."

public defender by Al Rossi February 18, 2007

Voltron Legendary Defender

A Netflix series about a huge robot made of five smaller robot lions. These are piloted by teenagers that are fighting the evil Zarkon in an attempt to save the universe.

"GONNA GO BINGE WATCH VOLTRON LEGENDARY DEFENDER, BYE"

Voltron Legendary Defender by excessoffandoms December 18, 2016