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A verb meaning to curse someone out and or proceed to fight after speaking logically has failed.
Customer : "...I understand that but where can I find a bus?"
Employee: "FUCK YOU"
Customer: "o shit that mofo just decamped me"
Decamp by smack2311 September 5, 2012

Brayden Decamp 

Brayden Decamp is the best athlete. He has beautiful patched skin, dazzling Zia blue eyes, and dark hair flaked with white. His athletic abilities are so advanced, he is a bulldog on the field. He created and found a cure for an STD while stealing a tired guy's bitch. Famous for the quotes: "You niggas is corndogs.. wieners wit bread", and " Brayden also founded the first urinal for dickheads. He is the president of the small penis club and he is known for fucking your bitch. His greatest nemesis is John Grife (Best Known for fucking his mom). Follow this legend on twitter @BraydenDaGoat. Nicknames: Brayzorr, Zia, CrybabyBray, and CryGraby. He is so fly he will make your heart stop.
"That guy is so cool, he must be Brayden Decamp."
"Mike promised me he would pay for the coffin at my mother's funeral, but didn't. Now, they're just burying her in the dirt. He's such a Brayden!"
"That Brayden just stole my bitch... I was asleep."
"I need a trauma surgeon to fix me... I need a Brayden"
Brayden Decamp by Paul Wenis June 3, 2018

Elise Decamp 

if this is your name, you guaranteed have one of the Stankiest, fishiest, Vaginal regions on the planet. For the love of all things, SHOWER!!
Elise Decamp by Chamagic June 13, 2020
You are here because Tamatoa from the Disney movie Moana sang to look up the word decapod, and you searched it up for fun to see if anyone referenced the movie on Urban Dictionary. You are right.
"...You could try, try, try but you can't expect a demi-god to beat a decapod, look it up..." - Tamatoa, 'Shiny'.
decapod by yeahgirlitstinks January 12, 2017
But you can't expect A demigod, to beat A decapod. (Look it up)

Steven: Oh no! A demigod is going to kill me!
Bobby: Here, take this decapod.
Demigod: Well, shit.

Workers Decompensation 

When a mental health crisis occurs as a result of the slow and substandard medical care available following a workplace injury.
Off work for more than six months, his was a clear and sadly, preventable case of Workers Decompensation.