Deano
A loud, outgoing metrosexual man between 20 and 30 commonly seen with short back and sides hairstyle, fitted blazer, financed Range Rover, new build house, and tracksuit-wearing tanorexic trophy wife.
The Deano's natural environment is within a Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.
Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.
The Deano's natural environment is within a Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.
Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.
Deano popped open another bottle of prosecco after securing another car deal.
"Deano my son, five more of those and we'll be going to shagaluf!"
"Deano my son, five more of those and we'll be going to shagaluf!"
Deano by DeanosandDentures February 7, 2019
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