D-san 

A ninja of the highest caliber. The title is a contraction of the name Daniel-san, main character in the 1984 film "The Karate Kid." As of yet, only one ninja has ever attained this rank in recorded history, but his continued existence is unconfirmed on account of his amazing mastery of ninjutsu. Eyewitness accounts of his appearances all seem to indicate he possesses powers of illusion, cat-like agility, and extra-sensory perception. Legend tells that his wisdom is beyond the realm of human understanding. At least one report exists of a woman becoming pregnant after a brief encounter with a shadowy mist-man, and the child she bore bears a curious shuriken-shaped birthmark.

Despite this ninja's storied kindness and just heart, Japanese lore masters have advised any person encountering a tall, handsome ninja with a voice like honey to contact the United Nations. Interpol intelligence suggests D-san may hold the secret to world peace.

Hey, stay away from those shadowy trees. They say D-san haunts these woods.

D-san by pizza_lover March 26, 2009

San'd's 

A being, big one, coarse, combined with the power of the desert, an archenemy of Anakin Skywalker and will make you having a bad time..

San'd's :"It's beautiful day on the desert.."
Anakin : "Oh no! It's San'd's! I hate san'd's, It's coarse, rough, and he's everywhere!"

San'd's by KingsGuardGT November 1, 2020

heather d sanchez 

Sexy, beautiful , stunning show stopper. Heather Sanchez makes all heads turn when she walks in a room, her exotic features and glowing caramel skin will make any man melt at her feet . She’s normally the most intelligent person in the room but doesn’t always feel the need to prove it. If you are lucky enough to score a heather d sanchez you’ve just hit the jackpot so don’t mess it up because she also has a evil side that she’s never afraid to show.

Heather d sanchez makes her man feel like the luckiest man alive.and he is.

heather d sanchez by Heatherd June 10, 2018

D’sani 

She is a boss bitch and does not care what people think of her. And if you don’t like her that sounds like a personal issue. And she is pretty

D’sani is a bad ass

D’sani by Danny rfff February 22, 2018

D-Sandwich 

Someone who is being hit from the front, and the back at the same time.

Bro, I heard that girl was made into a D-sandwich last night.

D-Sandwich by Tanman1232 January 19, 2019

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene 

Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!

I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene by Autohaulic August 9, 2008

Sandusky'd 

The act of being forcefully anally penetrated against your will (either hypothetically or physically) named after once-legendary Penn State Coach Jerry Sandusky.

Eric: Yo man how about that most recent English paper?

Me: Yeah bro, it really Sandusky'd me.

Sandusky'd by osu5152 November 8, 2011