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D double F 

When someone does a combination of a T-bag and a Brown Nose. When someone drags their balls across someones face, then the face goes across the guch, and onto the ass.
Term also known as DFF. Stands for Dirty Face Fuck. The last word of the acronym can be replace with Fucker, or Fucked. The acronym is not used among your friends. You only use the acronym form while talking around someone you dont want to hear or understand what your talking about, such as a teacher or parent
Usually this is preformed on someone who is sleeping, as an act of humiliating and making them feel extremely violated and dead inside, for they were just used as a piece of toilet paper.
After the person gets their face fucked; they feel dirty, or like a whore with 6 STD's. They will also smell like the Dirty Face Fuckers ass, and like the DFF took a shit on them.
"Hey Nick, you just got dirty face fucked."
"Jared, your a dirty face fucker."
"Hey guys, should I pull a dirty face fuck on him?"
"Awe, you just got D double F'd."
D double F by Big Blue Bear June 5, 2009
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Double D-feated 

When you get turned down by a chick with big tits.
Joe tried to hit up the chick at the bar with the huge chesticles, but when she found out he's an "artist", he got totally double d-feated.
Double D-feated by BehindtheHype October 2, 2009

Double D Fungus

A mushroom with bigger boobs than Tsunade
Double D Fungus by Kym_Kun June 29, 2021

DOUBLE D FARM 

THE PRODUCER OF THE BEST BIGGEST BEAUTIFUL BREASTS ALL NATURAL AND ORGANIC FROM SOUTH CAROLINA THE FINEST BOUNCY PERKY BIG DOUBLE D'S

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WOW OH MY GOSH BRO, LOOK OVER THERE THAT GIRL IS STRAIGHT FROM THE DOUBLE D FARM WITHOUT A DOUBT.
DOUBLE D FARM by AXXLEROD July 26, 2021

Double D Forehead 

Jordan: Damnnnnnnnnn! Oliver you got a Double D forehead..
Double D Forehead by Wyldeshot24 September 15, 2022

fill cups like double D's 

To drink an obscene amount, to the point where you're completely tore down and will most likely end up with a woman is tore up.
Louis: "Oh man! Last night I was blazed out of my mind, not to mention I was filling cups like double D's."
Mike: "No kidding. I couldn't believe you went off with that dirty cheese hog beast-woman. She looked like a cross between a 10 dollar crack whore and a broke down parasite-infested sumo wrestler."
Louis: "Well I guess that explains why it itches."

double handojb d'fisty 

It is when you jackoff with her help then she bends over and you cum on her back. After that you have doggy style vaginal sex while two owls have sex on her back (owls are optional). When you ejaculate you cum in her mouth. After a little while she jacks you off while you fist her. This originated in Kansas City, Ks.
Last night when I worked at the zoo my girlfriend and I double handojb d'fistyed in the bird exhibit.