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When your cat acts aloof, ignores you, not in the mood for petting etc.
Aloofness, Cattitude
Cattitude by inipi February 8, 2012
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catitude 

the arrogant, i don't care about you but you better worship me attitude demonstrated by cats but can be applied to people as well.
that speaker was so full of catitude that it became silly
catitude by kristekitty June 20, 2009

Catitude 

Catitude (Adjective)
-Cat·ti·tude-
The attitude of a cat.
Catitude is usually aloof, stuck-up, rude, or stand-offish.
My cat never greets me at the door.
He's got a bad Catitude.
Catitude by ArtistsUnited December 31, 2014

Cuntitude 

Measurment scale for the level of Cuntishness a person is able inflict on others.

To confuse matters, any level <1.9 is catagorized in the Arsehole catagory at Level 4 or above

Example ranges are provided below

0.1 - 1.9 Arsehole Level 4 - 6
1.9 - 2.2 Average
2.2 - 3.4 Politician Level 2
3.4 - 4.2 ASBO / Young Offender
4.3 - 5.3 Politician Level 3 & 4

5.4 - 6.5 Politician Level 5
6.6 - 7.8 Serial Killer
7.8 - 9.4 Politician Level 6
9.4 - 10.1 Total Cunt
10.2 - 99.9 Sarah Palin
''that dude is a bit of a cunt, at least 3.2 I'd say''
''what the fuck are you talking about?''
''Cuntitude, quantifying Cuntishness, he's 3.2''
''you're a twat.''
''5.2, cunt.''*

*5.2 may not be an accurate figure, there is a +/- of 3.5 when the cunt and subject are known to one another
Cuntitude by senseofnon December 23, 2010

catitude 

Man, that cat has some serious catitude
catitude by anonymous October 16, 2004

Cuntitude 

The extent to which a person resembles a human vagina in their behaviour.
Sam's cuntitude was off the scale.

The cuntitude in this room is palpable.