when someone suddenly drives in front of u by changing lanes, endangering ur life and the lives of ppl around u. if u are ever cut off then it is ur duty to follow the laws of the road.
1) kill the mutha fucka b4 he kills someone else
2) run away, cause police r unfamiliar with the code
3) most importantly, u must cool down and remain calm. u cant shoot a gun with unsteady hands

guy1) dude that guy just cut me off!
guy2) remember the code

guy on news) some retard got killed today. this should teach u guys not to cut people off

cut off by deaded March 25, 2005

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to stop supplying alcohol to an obviously inebriated person.

We had to cut off Mike when he started puking on the dance floor.

cut off by ed, yo September 21, 2005

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possibly the worst and most uncomfortable poo after the "jaggy". Your having a nice plop, and all of a sudden, the phone rings, or the doorbell goes, and the brown rock is halfway out your rectum, and it gets "cut off", leaving the other half hanging out of your black tunnel (anus). It then smudges in your pants, and besides being really uncomfortable, it also makes you stink. (btw its never happened to me!)

*un-zips trousers and sits on bog*
*massive fart noise* "aaahhhh that feels good"
*doorbell rings*
"shit! my girlfriend! Uh oh im gonna have a r8 cut off now"

cut off by josh pleb head October 26, 2006

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In the card game of poker: The person who is to the right of the dealer. In casual games the player in this position gets to pick one half off the deck, as a "security check" after the cards are shuffled. Also known as to "cut off" of the deck.

- Did you really raise with Queen Jack into the big stack?

- Yea, but everyone folded before me and i was in the cut off, so i wanted to gain position.

Cut off by Vinzi July 21, 2009

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