CustomCat
CustomCat by CustomDog292 March 9, 2021
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custompasta
A unique and relevant copypasta that is written on the fly in response to a statement from another person in a chat or in a forum thread.
A custompasta is most effective when posted quickly in response to a innocent statement or question.
A custompasta is most effective when posted quickly in response to a innocent statement or question.
Person A: You play Counter-Strike: Classic Offensive yet?
Person B (custompasta): Nope, you think I have time for that? I'm trying to get a degree. I'm not just fucking around like you. I have to WIN a career. I'm never going to have a family because I'm a permavirgin. The only way I can ever get anyone to care about me is to become rich and pay some hooker to come back with me and pretend to be my girlfriend for maybe one day. And that's before even she gets bored and just leaves me like every other woman in my life. So no Person A, I've got better things to do.
Person B (custompasta): Nope, you think I have time for that? I'm trying to get a degree. I'm not just fucking around like you. I have to WIN a career. I'm never going to have a family because I'm a permavirgin. The only way I can ever get anyone to care about me is to become rich and pay some hooker to come back with me and pretend to be my girlfriend for maybe one day. And that's before even she gets bored and just leaves me like every other woman in my life. So no Person A, I've got better things to do.
custompasta by Raedwald January 9, 2017
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US Customary Units
An utterly unusable "system" of random measuring references designed by Grok Einstein in the neolithic period (10,000 years BC). Adapted by Egyptians and "refined" in 3rd century Rome by people who bathe in urine, drink wine from lead goblets and think it's ok to have sex with 10 year old boys. Eventually abandoned by every other nation on the planet earth in favor of a rational, logical, interrelated and vastly easier measuring system called "the metric system" with the only exception being the United States of America who wistfully wait for the rest of the world to see the error of their ways and re-embrace a kings cock and 3 grains of barley as a glorious and Godly base for units of measure.
"We wouldn't have crashed a 200 million dollar Mars probe into the surface of the plant if we would've stuck to using pure, divinely inspired US Customary Units"
US Customary Units by MortyFoonbang June 30, 2020
CustomName
CustomName: A YouTuber who is also Partnered with Discord!
Custom is a Magically Human who gives out Discord Nitro to his server members.
Custom is a Magically Human who gives out Discord Nitro to his server members.
CustomName by AceInABox January 23, 2021