A mans man that is drop dead gorgeous and attracts many women and some gay men, wins arm wrestling competitions, loves to drink hard liquor, has a boys body, makes everybody laugh (whether it be with him or AT him), and can almost install a garage door opener by himself.

Lindsey's husband is a total Cuntang.

Cuntang by M.Swartz January 13, 2008

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Cunt Curtans

when a woman gets sick of sex(god forbid), she can grow her muff, and braid the fuckin' muff shut. if necessary, shit may be used to smear over the muff for proper sealing.
(may cause serious blatter and urinary tract infection)

She put on a cunt curtan so i couldn't fuck her.

Cunt Curtans by Dongzilla February 16, 2005

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Custang

A mustang that has Cust, or a mustang that is generally dirty or heavily modified

Yo dude look at that car!

- Bro that’s a custang.
Nah fam, that’s cool.
- Were no longer friends.

Custang by Mo_jangles June 15, 2019

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curtania

Curtania is a beautiful girl with a caring heart, and she is one to help out others and cheer them up when they get sad. She's s girl that Once you have her you'll never want to let her go, forgiving, cute, and the most beautiful girl in the world. She'll rebuttal your love right back at you and supposedly loves you more even through we all know it's not true. Her petite small figure makes her perfect to hug and cuddle with. Giving her a sense of security is nice because then she will open up to you and you’ll fall in love with her even more. Once she loves you, oh you bet that’s true because she’ll miss you badly and it hurts to not be able to do much about it. The day we are together will be the first page of a new chapter.

I’m in love with the most beautiful girl in the world, curtania:) .

curtania by by Period100 June 03, 2020 November 22, 2021

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