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Caught in the crossfire 

To accidentally get someone elses cum on you during a gang bang or bukkake
"Me and my boys were gang banging lucie when I got caught in the crossfire!"

Crossfire Hurricane 

According to a biography of Keith Richards, the first line of the song, "I was born in a crossfire hurricane," is a reference to the fact that Richards was born near London during World War II in the midst of a German air raid.
"I was born in a crossfire hurricane."
Crossfire Hurricane by Saturn865 November 7, 2019

Mexican Crossfire 

A Mexican Crossfire is a sexual activity where two men stand about 3 feet apart and attempt to ejaculate into the others mouth. Typically, to avoid any Cultural Appropriation, only men of Mexican descent should partake in this activity. Wouldn't want to upset any liberals out there. ;D
Person A and Person B attempted a Mexican Crossfire last night and Person A was unable to finish due to the massive load Person B shot into his mouth; the cumshot went all the way across the room!

crossfire 

when a person has to make a decision with two different options and they don't know what to choose
he's caught in a crossfire

Muffy Crosswire 

A selfish, spoiled rich monkey from the children's television show, Arthur. She is very fashionable, stubborn, beautiful, and extremely wealthy. Even though Muffy is all of these things, she is very misunderstood. She boasts confidence when on the inside, she lacks the confidence she shows to her fellow third grade classmates. In addition to that, she happens to be friendly when she feels compelled to and genuinely cares about her friends.

It is a rarity to be compared to Muffy Crosswire, for it can be seen as rude, but in hindsight, it is an honor to be compared to such a mature eight year old anthropomorphic monkey from one of the most beloved children's television shows of all time.
Ugh, she is so annoying, just like Muffy Crosswire, but she is also so chic and fashionable.
Muffy Crosswire by regan/muffy August 26, 2016

crossfire bullshit 

When two or more people try to convince you on something you are not eager to accept. But at some point, you start pretending you are convinced to shut them up.
P1: Jamie and Dave tried to convince me on how good vinegar tastes and how good it is for health.

P2: That's total crap, vinegar sucks.

P1: I tried to tell them, but they wouldn't shut up until I gave up.
P2: Lame, you've been crossfire bullshitted.