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Cranbourne secondary 

A place to learn nothing and be harassed beatin and robbed buy the β€œeshays”
Hey look the police are everywhere it must be a police station oh never mind it’s Cranbourne secondary

cranbourne 

1. a dirty whole in the ground. possily the entrence to hell.
2. to be robbed or attacked in a full frontal assault, as per the cultural traditions of the area
1. i was walking between berwick and langy and fell into this great disgusting pit of hobos and bums
2. oh man, i just got cranbourned (by your mom)
cranbourne by Bluebrent October 17, 2008
Noun - A term defining a glass of cranberry juice in a domestic setting, or a vodka-cranberry cocktail in a party setting, or a cranberry in an agricultural setting.

In party settings, an energy drink such as Red Bull is added to make a "Vodka Cranbull".
"Excuse me sir, but my urethra stings and I require a hit of cranbo to wash out the bacteria. Do you have any?";

or to a bartender,

"Hit me with a pair of cranbos."; or

"Forget a beer, I'll ride a 'Vodka Cranbull' thanks."
Source: Malcolm Inglis, Edmonton, Alberta
cranbo by Malcolmio Inglesias September 21, 2006
One who is exceptionally well at being bad at things
Elinas is good at being a crandog.
crandog by Tarkus96 January 5, 2018

cranbourneseferal 

Cranbourne resident feral in nature. Usually brought up by feral parents from Cranbourne.
Local Cranbourne Shopping Centre. Cranbourneseferal child screeming wildly when they don't get what they want. Cranbourneseferal parent screems 10 times louder. No shame for child or parent in doing so.

Cranbogging

Verb
1) the state of being on your menstrual cycle, usually to indicate a heavy flow
"Babe, I can't go into the pool today. It's that time of the month again and I'm cranbogging something fierce."
Cranbogging by Domura May 22, 2023