Cragglepus

Someone who is soft, negative and annoying. A light hearted insult directed at someone who has just done something silly.

"Zara, you're a Cragglepus"

Cragglepus by Betty N October 24, 2011

scragglepuss 

skra gull puss
-noun
1) a single, lone, stray hair follicle growing in a region of skin where no other hair resides. May vary in length.

-adjective
2) can refer to someone's head of hair if it appears unkempt, perhaps with dead ends or frizz.

Example:
1) "Wow, get the tweezers because I need to pluck out this long, squiggly scragglepuss that I found on your shoulder!"

2)"What a scragglepuss, looks like they just rolled out of bed. Maybe they should consider getting a haircut."

scragglepuss by kevgroat January 24, 2010

fragglepuss 

Noun

1. When a woman has a population of small, singing animalia inhabiting the inner depths of her cavernous vagina.

"I thought I may have contracted crabs from the bitch, but I later found out it was only fragglepuss."

fragglepuss by billebllunt December 9, 2013

craggles 

The lines women get around their mouth, due to both smoking and aging.

Dude, check out that hot chick with the craggles!

craggles by crs_3 December 19, 2013

craggles 

A douchebag of the highest level of cock taking abilities. Always refers to an extremely gay male.(I'm talking Ryan Seacrest gay). Always using everyone else"s stuff and smokin' their reefer. If you meet a craggles, Please: don't hesitate to knock him the F*** OUT!

Person 1: Dude you're such a craggles for smoking all my weed while I was at school.


Person 2: I maybe be a craggles but at least I'm not French!!!

craggles by DougNut April 27, 2009

cragglepuss 

Noun

1. A woman with stalactite and stalagmite formations in her cavernous vagina.

"I tried to be safe about it, but her cragglepuss tore my condom to shreds."

cragglepuss by billebllunt December 9, 2013

Cracklepus

1. A grumpy/scrooge-esque person. Similar to a killjoy.

2. A platypus who is currently on fire.

1. "don'T be sUCH a craCKlepus! NobODy likes craCKlepuses!"
2. "Wow, a cracklepus...you don't see that every day"

Cracklepus by SupremestLeader November 14, 2022