Converbation

Conversational Masturbation: A conversation in which one participant self-indulgently releases/ejaculates all the contents of there mind while the other participant has little to no interaction.

I never said a word yet she told me about her dog, her allergies, her son's school problems, the traffic she hit on the way to work, how she likes to listen to the radio when she’s going to sleep, and how she feels about Costco. It was a really boring Converbation .

I was having a very productive morning until Sheila came into my office and converbated for 45 minutes.

Converbation by Monkey Allen October 12, 2007

Converbation

Talking to yourself inadvertently. The awkward moment when you realize that the person you had been conversing with has left the viscinity.

"I had a two-minute converbation after you walked off to get pork rinds."

Converbation by MartyO July 29, 2009

Converbation

When two people, seemingly involved in a conversation are actually engaged in an exchange of back-to-back unrelated statements or monologues.

Jill: Pink is like, my favorite color.
Jack: I like turtles.

Observer 1: Woah, Jack and Jill are totally hitting it off!
Observer 2: nah, it's just a converbation.

Converbation by Kraynmysky December 13, 2012

Converbation

To have a conversation about hot girls and sex and then to jack off watching porn with at least one friend.

That converbation last night was totally intense! I got a major boner!

Converbation by d12kicksass! October 20, 2009

Converbation

Converbation. Is the simple act of entering into conversation while masturbating. Hence durring a phone call or online chatting, skyping etc.

Wow, what a Converbation! She had such a sexy voice, but then I saw her picture. I was totally Converbating until I saw her photo.

Converbation by SOLARMOON October 15, 2013

conversation piece 

any type of decoration or accessory that sparks interest or curiousity among first-time onlookers.

Often they will ask questions regarding its origin, how you acquired it...etc. , thus leading to a conversation.

"I don't know how you got that Model T Ford in your living room, but I gotta say it does make an intersting conversation piece!"

conversation piece by polo September 6, 2004

conversation hijacker 

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.

George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

conversation hijacker by Georgey A. March 16, 2008