Contoods

Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.

Carly: Contoods!
Freddy: No. -.- Shut up and just work your magic on your knees. blow job

Contoods by MaFaTo April 9, 2011

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Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.

That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.

Contoods by KTODARAD April 12, 2011

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Contoodle

To take a long squiggly crap.

Dude I contoodle'd all over the f***ing floor!

Contoodle by $lim $hady January 22, 2008

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Confoodsed

A circumstance in which you are hungry but can't for the life of you figure out what to eat.

Tommy: I'm hungry as hell, Randell.
Randell: So, like, get something to eat, bro!
Tommy: But I dunno what I want! Man be bare confoodsed.

Confoodsed by Merson Mertonovic January 4, 2018

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Confoodsion

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.

Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.

Confoodsion by Skatha March 11, 2022

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Confoodsion

A mental state that occurs when one is surrounded by restaurants and food services but has allowed his blood sugar to fall to the point that he is no longer capable of deciding which nourishment to procure. Considered more of a first world problem than an actual medical condition.

Ian is often in such a state of hunger-induced confoodsion at lunchtime that he considers eating his own arm and declares war on the meal itself.

Confoodsion by Skatha March 11, 2022

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