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cockerpoo 

when you or your fat fucking grandad go out to a farmers land and steal a big boi chicken. one of you then proceed to shove a broken lightbulb up its fat tender looking ass. it then squeels loudly whilsts rapping drip to hard to stay calm. you them boot the bulb so far up its ass that its bum spews shit and blood then dies. uttering the final words "fucky shit cunt mega slag stanking gerto bender shit cock succer yeet"
"yo yo, mans about to nick a chicken and pull off a cockerpoo innit, come or ill chef you nazi grandmother"
cockerpoo by anonymous December 15, 2019

cockahoop 

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.
(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.
cockahoop by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008

cockerhoople 

To leave somthing in a complete mess.
such as a teenagers untidy bedroom.
or a messy divorce.( complete cockerhoople)
"your bedroom is so untidy its a complete cockerhoople"
cockerhoople by Michael J Perry November 7, 2007

cockahoop 

A Welsh and Scottish term meaning "to be insanely excited." Being popularized (slowly) in the U.S. by Craig Ferguson on "The Late Late Show" on CBS.
(1) The news channels are cockahoop over Britney and Anna Nicole.

(2) Thousands of North Carolina basketball fans, cockahoop after the Tar Heels beat Duke, lit bonfires in the middle of Franklin Street in downtown Chapel Hill.
cockahoop by Mark Hertzog December 14, 2008

Cockhoop 

Vaginal canal.

Also commonly used as a slang term for a slut.

Derived from a Shakespearean insult, cock-a-hoop by a high school student.
Dude, Sara is such a cockhoop.
Cockhoop by C.B. Stewart December 3, 2011

Cockerpoo 

The biggest regret you will ever make if the barking is not enough to drive you to suicide the gayness will.
Don’t buy a cockerpoo