Cocker Blocker

Fuck you dad..

Papa is a cocker blocker

Cocker Blocker by Jame Carden September 18, 2016

Betty Crocker cock blocker 

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.

“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.

Betty Crocker cock blocker by Neener1966 September 5, 2022

cocked blocked by Bill Gates 

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.

Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!

cocked blocked by Bill Gates by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010

Jeffrey Cockerblocker 

A special kind of Cockblocking where men, specifically named Andrew, play a prank on you while you hook up with your exclusive girlfriend.

Andrew Jeffrey cockerblockered john last night at Staceys party.

Jeffrey Cockerblocker by andrew piddlestein February 15, 2018