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cock a mooch 

Your a cock a mooch!

cockmonch 

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.
Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.
cockmonch by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006

cocksmooch

The unfortunate male who kissed his girlfriend after she sucked another guy's dick.
Did you hear about Mike? What a cocksmooch!

cocksmooch

1. One who partakes in the act of smooching cock.

2. Term used to define someone sort of being a cocksucker.
"Damn Bob is being a real cocksmooch today, the way he sucks up to the boss."
cocksmooch by Beavis H Christ April 25, 2003

cocksmooch

(n) A term describing a person who behaves like a condescending prick.

(n) A brown-nose

(n) Someone who kisses ass with management

(n) A colleague of equal ranking who assigns himself a false sense of authority and importance.

(n) project manger - an incompetent fool who oversees projects beyond his scope of understanding, laying waste to an entire department, leaving chaos and anarchy in his wake.
I am so tired of that project manager's BS. He is such a cocksmooch.
cocksmooch by Fletcher Jenkins April 18, 2008

cocksmooch

is a person that is a stupid retard
hey cocksmooch knock it off!!
cocksmooch by jadada May 14, 2007