Cock War 

When someone is referring to themselves as being bigger and better than the other person. It metaphorically is expressed in the size of one's "cock." This is not to be confused with a pissing contest.

"I am a girl, but MY cock is bigger than YOUR cock." "Jenna is a better manager than you. BOOM. She just won the cock war."

Cock War by THE JENNA August 18, 2013

The Great Cock War of 2017 

The epic battles that ensued over the possession of the sacred cock, as he who controls the cock controls the universe. Where were you when the cock flew.....?

"Hey son, learn about anything interesting in school today?"
"Yeah! We learned about the commanders in the Great Cock War of 2017!"

The Great Cock War of 2017 by Emperor Joseph II November 19, 2017

War Cock 

Genetically enhanced rooster-humanoid meant for battling the evil of the fast food chains. Can usually be seen with his signature gatling gun and bowie knife, though he is skilled in all hand to hand combat, and weapons systems.

Damn War Cock just destroyed old Ronald McDonald!

War Cock by dalem246723 September 9, 2020

cock warming 

The act of a man slipping his erection into his partner's vagina or ass in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.

"Jake held Jenny close for a bit of cock warming before they fell asleep."

cock warming by The D3adman January 16, 2014

Cock warmer 

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.

Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."

Cock warmer by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

Cock Warming 

The act of a Top slipping their erection/Strap into his partner's vagina/ass/mouth in order to keep warm - a more intimate version of spooning.

Matthew held Jake close for a bit of cock warming after sex!

Sarah held Gail cock warming her after sex.

Cock Warming by Cinnamon.Peach.Pie January 7, 2021

Cock Warming 

The action of keeping your vagina on somebodies penis to keep it nice, hard, and warm.

Linda enjoys cock warming for Max.

Cock Warming by x2 AssBandit September 2, 2022