Clown Show 

when people are really screwing up an activity that should be fairly straight forward.

You see the way those guys are fixing my car?
Ya, what a clown show.

Clown Show by MexicoSean March 17, 2005

clown show 

This is a expression used when some dumb asshole or assholes are trying to do something such as playing football in jeans and and poppped colars and it makes you wanna go over and beat the ever living shit out of them.

Guy A: Do you see those fucking dickheads over there?
Guy B: Yea what a fucking clown show!

clown show by Da Sak September 8, 2006

Clown Show 

A hockey player who sucks and puts on a show while on the ice.

1) Celebrates a goal in a shit show
2) Instigates a fight and gets his ass kicked
3) Chirps oppossing team when his own team is getting romped

Sentence- 15 is such a clown show after celebrating a goal in a 10-2 game

Clown Show by Alexander Ovechkin November 19, 2007

The clown show 

A show made up about clowns in the Newton fan

Hidla is a clown at the clown show. Oh Newton my son come watch the CLOWN SHOW WITH ME .

The clown show by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ March 4, 2017

clownshoes 

An insult inferring that the reciever is a walking joke, including their actions, habits, appearance, and ultimitly, their existance.

You have no room to talk, clownshoes.

I ran into this guy who was the biggest pair of clownshoes I've ever seen.

"So you had sex with a girl named Clownface? What does that make you, Clownshoes?"
-Tucker Max from his Maxim Radio show.

clownshoes by Jailhouse August 23, 2006

clownshoe 

n.

1. A stupid person; a dolt.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years.
3. Marked by a lack of intelligence.

synonyms: idiot, imbecile, cretin, dumbass, asshat, retard

Stop hitting yourself in the head, you clownshoe.

The world is full of clownshoes.

clownshoe by MongledMonkey May 8, 2003

Clownshoeing 

Verb: an act of placing yourself into a conversation/situation that you weren't invited to by standing very closely to people, or the group of people.

Noun: He is standing there clownshoeing that guy.

You are talking to a guy or girl and the clownshoer comes over and stands between you, as if they are wearing clownshoes.

Tony: Dude, I was standing next to the hot chick at the bar, chatting it up, when Mike started clownshoeing me and started talking to me.

Scott: Dude, what a clownshoer.

Clownshoeing by TMoney34 August 16, 2010