Cliteral

Like Clitoris and Literal
the straight forwardnesss of a girl wanting to get it on

John- "i didn't think i was going to get very far with sarah last night, but then she got cliteral with me.
dan- "what do you mean"
John "she just looked at me and said "stick it in already!""
dan- "well that was rather cliteral of her!"

Cliteral by klijinky February 28, 2010

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Cliteral

Cliteral is defined by the organic all encompassing, it is a revolution of thought, based in intuition. Not to be confused with the literal which is defined as basic without metaphor and is rooted in binary patriarchal structures.

"I realized I was limiting myself instead of being more cliteral." or "Her photography was cliterally digging into the soul."

Cliteral by Ida Islas October 27, 2020

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cliteral

Something taken too seriously. This word applies when to the combined mistakes of taking something too literally and personally while being over sensitive about it.

This is typically relevant when someone is making a scene because they are overreacting to something they heard and making more out of it than there is to it.

This is closely related to the term clitoral though cliteral includes the additional error of taking something too literally.

Trump: You've gotta grab 'em by the pussy.
Trudeau: OMG! Did you hear what Trump said? We have to invoke the Emergencies Act!
Trucker: Mate stop taking it cliterally.

cliteral by DeluxeFartJuiceLevelNine January 25, 2023

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Cliteral

When a woman says something explicitly, but actually means something entirely different, if not even contradictory.

Not to be confused with "Literal," the logical meaning of words used by men.

Man: You ok? You're being weird.
Woman: I dunno, I'm fine, it's nothing. Promise.
(slightly later)
Woman: YOU NEVER ASK HOW I'M FEELING!

Woman: "I don't care."
Cliteral meaning: A phrase only said at the point in which a woman actually cares the most about said contextual topic.

Cliteral by Eeeeen. January 16, 2010