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Christ's College 

A stuck up shithole in Christchurch where the relationship between the kids parents and the teachers are the determining factor in a student's success, not the kid's competence.
Retard: Shit, I didn't make the Christ's College 1st IV, instead I got put into the 'social' team.

Tool: Doesn't your dad own an influential business/insertothermoneymakingentity?

Retard: Oh yeah. I'll get him to make a call, I'll be 1st IV captain by Tuesday!

Tool: Sweet, lets go light some cigarettes in the botanz with $100 bills
Christ's College by Bitch_boy123 October 8, 2011

christ's ass 

A particularly blasphemous exclamation. Usually used when one is in pain.
-drops large rock on foot- christ's ass, that hurts! agh! god!
christ's ass by nerdia314 April 10, 2008

christ's crappin' crotch 

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!

Christ's peepee 

An exclamation relaying shock, anger or disgust.
"Christ's peepee, is it ever hot in here. I wish I had a green freezer pop right about now."
Christ's peepee by di_du_does August 3, 2008

Christy's Mum 

A woman who will do anything you want in bed, as long as you clean up afterwords. It is also the worlds best comeback. Another version of "Your Mum".
Thats what Christy's Mum said!!

person 1 :OMG! That girl wanted to sleep with me after 10 mins!
person 2 :Gawd, shes such a Christy's Mum

Christ's Hospital

Christ's Hospital is a boarding school for nonces who fink they are it. Most of them are either spoilt brats or road people and if you are not careful they will cast a spell on you to make you disappear. The year 11s think they are bad and the year 12s are worse but the absolute worst years is the year 7s and 8s them man be linking and acting too big for their boots.
If you want to look like a Harry Potter character and is so unbelievably entitled to everything go to Christ's Hospital.