Chimpler

Portmanteau of cheaper and simpler.

It's chimpler to buy a desk than to make one.

Chimpler by Cilldar September 2, 2010

beat the chimper

Spank the monkey

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.

beat the chimper by mafungo January 6, 2015

chimperor 

A contraction of the terms chimpanzee and emperor, a chimperor is a primate who has inexplicably been given complete control over something that is so far beyond the monkey's ability to understand that the situation becomes completely absurd.

The best example of a chimperor is George W. Bush. The term fits him so perfectly that he is often known as "The Chimperor".

chimperor by EvilFourthMonkey February 28, 2006

Chimpless 

A descriptor to feeling calm, a relaxed state of mind. You conquered that primitive side of yourself. Well done.

Popularized by various Youtube videos with (CHIMPLESS) in their name.

I was really feeling like shit till I finally simmered down, I was truly chimpless in that moment.

Chimpless by Steat April 26, 2020

chimple

Chin Dimple

Dude! Ben Affleck's got a huge chimple.

chimple by N/A August 20, 2003

chimples 

Rare dimples that appear at either side of ones chin

Oh look, Michelle has chimples!

chimples by matthew bewick March 25, 2008

Chimpleton 

One who mindlessly swallows the George W Bush PR machine's message without an iota of critical thought. A derogatory term for Bush supporters due to the fact that he resembles a chimpanzee and that they are usually simpletons. A combination of chimp and simpleton.

No matter what Bush does, the chimpletons will always support him.

Chimpleton by JJ Jameson March 4, 2006