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Cheek Lift 

Lifting one or both cheeks while shitting to prevent the need to wipe afterwards.
Used first in 1942 in WW2 to prevent undergarment soiling on the field, the cheek lift was and still is widely used to this day.

Lt. Splathers: "Johnson! You shit in the foxhole without paper? I suppose you used your hand that you shake mine with, maggot."

Cpl. Williams: "No Sir."

Lt. Splathers: "WELL?"

Cpl. Williams: "Just a cheek lift"
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Lift cheek 

Gary just lift cheek I would not go near him for some time.
Lift cheek by Shnabby September 2, 2023

lift one cheek 

When seated, the act of leaning right or left in order to pass gas.
"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."

"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."
lift one cheek by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008

cheek lifting 

The act of lifting your butt cheeks up to relieve flatulence.
Cheek lifting is so very in vogue.
cheek lifting by lifter on November 12, 2015

Cheek Lifter 

"I am such a Cheek lifter when I'm in the elevator..."
Cheek Lifter by eugooglie February 3, 2010

cheeklifter 

The act of lifting up a butt cheek while sitting in order to rip an explosive fart.
Hey Buddy, did you hear (or smell) that cheeklifter I just ripped?
cheeklifter by GrandeCaca August 30, 2009