Chavalingus 

The latest in extreme sports, chavalingus involves seeking a chavette in order to muff dive on her, fully in the knowledge that you will catch multiple STI's.

"Jimmy, what the fuck is that on your lip?!"

"You wouldn't believe it, Pete and I were having some chavalingus with the local scum last night; I ended up with herpes and he ended up with gonorrhoea in his eye"

Chavalingus by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

Catalingus 

The act of a female cat licking its own vagina.

Don't pet Fuzxy, she's in the corner performing catalingus.

Catalingus by Appleflavredfun February 24, 2017

canalingus 

When a dog licks your butt.

I was awakened the other morning by my dog performing canalingus on me. I was thrilled for a third of a second until I woke up, realized whose tongue it was, and kicked him out of bed.

canalingus by floorwax June 23, 2009

Catalingus 

A sexually transmitted disease(STD) when a lot of std's join as one and make your vagina begin to deteriorate.

"Y'all see the neighborhood hoe Keisha she done came down with catalingus. I went to fuck last night and her pussy was falling apart."

Catalingus by Lilzaybaby04 May 3, 2018

chobalingus

The act of licking a yogurt lid.

"Before eating Greek yogurt, I like to perform chobalingus."

Before eating Greek yogurt, I like to perform chobalingus.

Chobalingus is the best part of eating a yogurt.

chobalingus by DJDanB February 21, 2014

Canalingus 

The act of licking or rubbing ones tongue on the rim of a can. Similar to cunnilingus and analingus.

"Just chug that beer already. Stop giving it Canalingus and drink it."

Canalingus by Jimmy_The_Donut May 14, 2014

Catalingus 

A type of dingus

Matt stop being such a catalingus dingus

Catalingus by Daut November 30, 2014