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bespeckled cephalopod 

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic
Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.
bespeckled cephalopod by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

Cephalanalectomy 

Surgical procedure to remove one's head from one's ass.
Billy Bob has his head up his butt so far, he'll need a cephalanalectomy to get it out.

Cephalopodsexual

Lee: I wanna fuck a squid, i’m a cephalopodsexual
Cephalopodsexual by Bunnyyyuuu January 23, 2019

cephalorectal 

The condition of having one's head up one's ass.
That dude's head is way up his ass- he's got a bad case of cephalorectal syndrome.
cephalorectal by Big bass jbot January 1, 2016

cephalon 

1. The head region found on most arthropods such as Trilobites or Isopods. The cephalon usually contains eyes, a mouth, and other rudimentary sensory organs.

2. A Cephalon is an ancient sentient being with multiple brains in Star Wars lore. A single Cephalon contains many simple intelligences which control the body's appendages and other physical movements while also collecting information to send to the main brain of the Cephalon. The main brain is the only one able to conceptualize information and can perceive the universe in four dimensions.

3. A sentient AI intelligence in the popular MMO, Warframe. There are many Cephalons throughout the game with the most known being your ship's Cephalon, Ordis. Cephalons serve many various purposes such as ship navigation, knowledge acquirement, and general assistance. It is implied that Cephalons were first created by the Orokin in order to serve them throughout their lives. Cephalons take on human-like traits and personalities and can even act on their own intentions if need be.
1. The ancient Trilobite's anatomy consists of the pygidium, thorax, and at the top, the cephalon.

2. A Cephalon by the name of Whiplash opposed the Empire in a resistance movement in Star Wars lore.

3. Cephalon Ordis just won't stop talking, huh? Good thing there's an option to mute him specifically.
cephalon by LostSocks September 3, 2016

Cephalic Carnage 

The most brutally talented band in any extreme metal genre. WARNING: Listing to this band may cause an adrenaline rush so powerful that one will colapase into an epileptic sezuire untill the next song.
All I remeber after lisining to Cephalic Carnage was awaking with a split forhead, heavy riffage racking my brain, and I was soon diagnosed as having alpha-intercourse tourettesyndrome
Cephalic Carnage by Dylan Neal December 16, 2003