Catticked 

An Australian slang for making mistakes, commonly used when a highly skilled worker / gamer makes a mistake at a critical point.

"Oh you just got catticked."
"Were you watching Steve the other day? He was playing Counter Strike and got catticked."

Catticked by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020

Cattacked

when a cat attacks or startles you out of nowhere

"Man today sucks"

"why?"

"I got cattacked. Twice."

"Dude again?! You need to get rid of that cat."

Cattacked by Orange2themax February 13, 2015

catlicker 

Literally, one who licks cats. An insult used to insult people without actually insulting them all that much.

Even so, who would lick a cat?

"Dante is such a catlicker."

"What are you doing, you catlicker?!"

catlicker by onewconditions March 6, 2010

Carricked 

Carricked. Adjective.. Someone who is unable to grasp basic life concepts.. A person who makes excuses and blames others for their own actions.. The type of person who goes in front of a judge for assault and says it's the victims fault for making him angry..

"Will johnny ever be a grow up and be a man?" No son, Johnny will always be a stuck on stupid and blame others for his actions he's carricked..

Carricked by Winstrolbatman November 22, 2017

Catvicted

A slang contraction for the removal, by either extreme or not so extreme physical force, of the feline who has commandeered your favorite chair, softest pillow, computer keyboard, kitchen counter, etc. Typically followed by said feline giving you a "you really suck" look and an extremely agitated tail flick.

1.Hey furbus, get outta my favorite chair.

<picks up and tosses the cat>

BOOM, you just got catvicted!

Catvicted by Funklover69 October 5, 2011

catdicked 

the act of being fooled by a man's large body size into thinking his penis will be of comparable measure, but is unsatisfactory. Credit to @anisaMFxo

Omg girl I got catdicked by big Johnny last night

catdicked by Lololidothis October 10, 2013

Cattacked

When your cat attacks you for no goddamn reason and ends up biting/scratching/and or drawing blood

Person 1: Fuck dude, what happened to your arm?
Person 2: I got cattacked.

Cattacked by yeet420blazeit November 27, 2016