Catvicted

A slang contraction for the removal, by either extreme or not so extreme physical force, of the feline who has commandeered your favorite chair, softest pillow, computer keyboard, kitchen counter, etc. Typically followed by said feline giving you a "you really suck" look and an extremely agitated tail flick.

1.Hey furbus, get outta my favorite chair.

<picks up and tosses the cat>

BOOM, you just got catvicted!

Catvicted by Funklover69 October 5, 2011

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” 

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” This should be the new motto of the “Law and Order Republican Party” that continues to double down on Donald J. Trump as the Republican nominee for the 2024 American presidential elections.

During the Surrender Day Eve Republican Debates on August 23rd 2023, six out of eight Republican debaters vowed to support Trump is he were convicted of felonies.

“The Law and Order Party.”

Said this.

On a National broadcast.

With the accused defendant Donald J. Trump not even present at the debates, because he is 40 points ahead of the nearest Republican opponent.

What is wrong with this picture?

To 30% of the American electorate and six of eight people running to be “political scavengers” should Trump “fall out of the sky” in which he is currently flying — apparently nothing is wrong with this picture.

Perspective: people convicted of felonies cannot even vote in elections in many jurisdictions.

One law one people?

WTF, America!!!!!!!!

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!”

“Let’s put a convicted felon into the White House!” by Mind Hunter the Profiler August 24, 2023

Convicted News Faker 

It's someone or some company that was convicted of creating and public spread an untrue and/or distorted story with the clear intention of harming and damage someone's reputation.
The term was first used to describe CNN after they being convicted in the case involving Nick Sandmann.
Also could be represented by CNF.

Did you see? CNN is a convicted news faker now.

Those people are all convinced news fakers.

Convicted News Faker by J B10 January 17, 2020

Catticked 

An Australian slang for making mistakes, commonly used when a highly skilled worker / gamer makes a mistake at a critical point.

"Oh you just got catticked."
"Were you watching Steve the other day? He was playing Counter Strike and got catticked."

Catticked by ThatKidYouHate October 21, 2020

Caviced 

1. To be so close to accomplishment only to have the glory stolen away at the last second by somebody else.

2. To be the guy who isn't remembered.

Milorad Cavic was the 2008 Olympic swimmer for Serbia that was what seemed way ahead of the pack during the 100-meter butterfly but was unbelievably beaten by a incredible power stroke by Micheal Phelpes, losing by only one hundredth of a second.

"I was close to winning until Fred came from nowhere and caviced me."

"Dave was always the star soccer player until that Italian kid joined the team. Dave got caviced."

Caviced by Kerbopale October 16, 2008

Catfisted 

Being deceived about a persons identity online (as in catfished) except that instead of being motivated by romantic interest or sexual desire, the deceiving party is a harsh critic or hater with a vendetta.

"Kaki King is a brilliant guitarist but for some reason, she keeps getting Catfisted on YouTube by some hater with multiple fake profiles!"

Catfisted by N8, Ideal, Duke Hollister August 13, 2014

convicted

hella convinced; persuaded against your will

I was convicted that the man was righteous, but then the fuckin brother arrested me.

convicted by Ole, Sr. May 6, 2008