Cardiogasm 

Relating to the sound you make when you havent worked out in awhile. After the first 5 minutes, every sound you make is an "ooooh" or and "ahhhh"

Runner 1: Ahhhhh this feels fantastic
Runner 2: Ooooh ahhhhh ooooh
Runner 1: Dude you okay?
Runner 2: mmmmm ooooh yeahhhh ouch ahhhh
Runner 1: Oh I get it, you're having a total cardiogasm

Cardiogasm by HannahHorton December 23, 2008

Cardiogasm 

Something that makes your heart feel really good; An orgasm for the heart

He gave me a cardiogasm when he told me how beautiful I am.

Cardiogasm by Libran#1 April 11, 2017

cardiovascular bronchitis 

The disease which inspired rapper Cardi B's name. She sounds so awful that it sounds like she has cardiovascular bronchitis

Joe: Man i've got this bad case of cardiovascular bronchitis.

Bob: Yeah you sound just like Cardi B

cardiovascular bronchitis by BernardosexyOHiggins69 May 14, 2018

Cardiovascular Disease 

When one sexually desires extremely overweight people.

"Dude, ever since watching The Biggest Loser, I've got some bad cardiovascular disease."

Cardiovascular Disease by Zima69err September 18, 2015

Cardiovascularmalexia 

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.

I’m not a perv, I just have cardiovascularmalexia. it’s terminal

Cardiovascularmalexia by THE SHMORT January 1, 2020

Cardiovascular Whore

A girl who loves veiny arms or hands on a guy after he works out.

OMG SANUVAR IS SUCH A CARDIOVASCULAR WHORE!

Cardiovascular Whore by localsouptime April 30, 2019

Cardiovasectomy 

A medical condition arising from going on a trampoline.

Dont go on that trampoline or you'll have a cardiovasectomy.

Cardiovasectomy by trampolinesarebadforyourhealth March 27, 2010