Campbell's soup version 

To give the condensed version of a story.

Similar to long story short

Guy: You will never believe what happened on my date!
Girl: What?
Guy: Well, I was getting ready to leave and she calls me to change plans and the I was like, "I made reservations" and she was like "oh okay nevermind, come pick me up" so then I was like, "okay I'll be right there and then...
Girl: Just give me the Campbell's soup version.
Guy: Okay...all in all it was a good date

Campbell's soup version by yellebelle March 10, 2011

Campbell's Thick and Chunky(CTC) 

A fat chick that you hook up with at a party when you are really drunk, then wake up the next day and start drinking to try and erase it from your memory, but you can't. You're stuck with that drunken image of slapping the fat and riding the wave.

Person 1: "What happened last night?"

Person 2: "Dude, you hooked up with the biggest Campbell's Thick and Chunky(CTC) I've ever seen!"

Person 1: "Get me a drink."

Campbell's Thick and Chunky(CTC) by Chris Palmiere May 6, 2004

Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.

When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.

Campbell's Soup of the Day by Magellan925 December 17, 2010

Campbell's Version 

Usually referring to the condensed version of a story, as in the retelling without all the stupid, unnecessary details.

Person 1: "So then we were walking in the park and the grass was all dead 'cause it's winter time and stuff..."
Person 2: "Dude, gimme the campbell's version please."

Campbell's Version by wordsandstuff November 26, 2010

CAMPBELL'S 

State of well being referring to Campbell's Soup Company's slogan: Mmm Mmm Good.

Sabrii: "How are you Allan."
Allan: "I'm Campbell's babe"

Sabrii: "Hey Allan! How are you?"
Allan: "I'm Campbell's baby!"

CAMPBELL'S by art.life.andre December 14, 2018

Campbell's Soup Can 

A very large and girthy penile unit of a man's genitals

The man I f'ed last night had a campbell's soup can.

Campbell's Soup Can by penis lovah February 23, 2009

Campbell's 

A term used to describe the stench one occasionally smells at a Sci-Fi/Anime/RPG/Comicbook convention. This stench can only be described as the smell of Campbell's chicken noodle soup cooking on the stove. It's assumed this smell originates from intense secretions of B.O. brought about from the stress of playing the latest version of Everquest, and a general lack of personal hygene (i.e. The parents' basement doesn't have a shower built into it.)
It is considered by many the stench of value (cheaply priced goods).

*sniff sniff*
"That table over there smells promising."
"Yeah, it's totally Campbell's. I can almost taste the bargains."

Campbell's by I'm a girl...really. January 25, 2004