The outline of an obese man's crotch caused by wearing too tight of pants. Made popular when Chris Christie, who with the aid of an oversized shoe horn squeezed into a baseball uniform. While displaying a camel toe can be attractive in a woman, it is disgusting when revealed by an over-weight politician.

Don't look now, but that fat man over there is rocking a Christie Camel Toe. I think I am going to throw up..

Christie Camel Toe by LaughingAloud September 16, 2016

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hung like a camel

A penis so large that it relates to the size of a camel's. Commonly used by arabian people.

Girl One: Girl, that arabian guy has a 9" penis.
Girl Two: Yeah, he's hung like a camel.

hung like a camel by A-RabMan April 22, 2016

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Camellama

Camellama- a hybrid that is a result of the unfortunate event of a camel and llama meeting outside of a bouncy house; this animal is attracted to lower intellect organisms... particularly those from San Diego; naturally a talented cook camellamas make the best baked beans in the world.

I stumbled across a camellama today and I think I'm in love. She would put Bushes' Baked Beans to shame!

Camellama by hondagal December 16, 2011

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Camel Toad

The Camel Toad (incilius camelus) is a toad species found in the Great Plains region of The United States. It is well known for its ability to exude toxins from glands within its skin that have psychoactive properties.

Contemporary reports indicate that cameltenin-containing toad toxins have been used as a street drug; that is, as a supposed aphrodisiac, ingested orally in the form of ch’an su, and as a psychedelic, by smoking or orally ingesting Camel Toad secretion or dried skins.

During hot and dry weather, Camel Toads will seek out water and can often be found at local rivers and pools.

Let's go down to the pool to scout out some camel toads.

Camel Toad by Blippee July 12, 2023

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