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When you drop a large stone on your dick and your buddy cries out your name.
"Did you hear about Joseph's buddy? His buddy was Caesaring!
Caesaring by Milkmancarson April 3, 2026

Little caesaring

When you are otherwise ineligible....

Getting a chick hot n ready for your bro.
I can't believe he is little caesaring that chick for you; top notch.

clearing barrel 

1) Barrel filled with sand placed on most U.S. military ranges and specifically near the armory. Used to clear out a weapon in an unknown condition. That way if a round is discharged it enters the sand and is stopped instead of entering your platoon mate.

2) A Company or platoon whore. A uniform chaser who is used by many of the men of one unit to clear their "personal issue."
Devil 1: I can't believe they outlawed the whore house.
Devil 2: Yeah, guess I'll just have to use the company clearing barrel instead.
clearing barrel by the Spaniard April 30, 2006

Clearing out the bats 

To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.
Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!

Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!

Clearing Stick 

A hockey stick used by greasy rednecks to clear off the top of a car to prepare for driving.
"get the clearing stick boys, it's time to go to the LC"
Clearing Stick by IsaacContreras September 11, 2011

Clearing the runway 

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.
guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.
Clearing the runway by h22acd December 13, 2010