the childrens end of the bbc and prides itself on quality kids programming. A pity then that all the programs are and shit and badly written and feature accursed modern culture. The work of the devil!
Fuck the presenters, fuck shoebox zoo, fuck I dream, fuck Tracy Beaker and especiallyfuck Hard spell abbey. Who thought speeling would be a good idea for a show?!
Highly addictive TV produced by the BBC for children but actually targeted at adults as a babysitting device. Questionable characters in certain programs include PC Plum and Archie the inventor from Balamory.
The chav equivelant of a babysitter or child minder
Chav Parents: "Lets go out nick a car, get drunk, take drugs and leave the kids infront of the CBBC Channel" - we would like to be able to afford cartoon network, disney and nickelodeon but cant.