Buttoxed

To receive a hard exhausting pouding from thy mother where the mother in quest grabs her big 12 inch hulk dildo and shoves it where the sun doesn't shine.

I was buttoxed by my mother last night as i was naughty and dad had left her.

Buttoxed by Ya mum browne November 24, 2019

buttoxen 

–noun

1. pl. of buttox. Olde English: Buttock(s)

2. More than one buttocks.

1. Little Jimmy's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he gazed across the sea of beautiful Brazilian babes' buttoxen, meandering over the Rio coastline.

2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.

3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.

buttoxen by Hairy Bungaloo February 21, 2009

buttoxen 

1. pl. of buttox. Olde English: Buttock(s)

2. More than one buttocks.

1. Little Jimmy's eyes nearly popped out of their sockets as he gazed across the sea of beautiful Brazilian babes' buttoxen, meandering over the Rio coastline.

2. The public toilet seat was falling off its hinges from years of the fat, pus-ridden buttoxen that pressed firmly against it each day.

3. Your family's buttoxen could weigh down a 747.

buttoxen by Hairy Bungaloo April 1, 2009

Side Buttoned 

The term used when you call someone and they hit the ignore button on their cell phone, to avoid speaking with you.

The term originates with Nextels because they have a side button to do that.

You know you've been side buttoned if it rings for a shorter time than usual before going to voicemail.

Mark: Oh no! Greg is calling
Jessica: Don't answer it!
Mark: Good idea, I'll side button him.

Greg: What the fuck, TWO rings? Fuck Mark for side buttoning me.

Side Buttoned by Li Hibbs September 8, 2005

bitch buttoned 

when someone calls you on your cell phone and you do not want to talk to them you hit the side button to dismiss their call and direct them to you voicemail.

"Anthony's calling again, hes about to get bitch buttoned." "hopefully he gets the point and stops bugging."

bitch buttoned by rick sanchez August 23, 2006

Side Buttoned 

The action of ignoring an incoming call by the use of the side button on one's cellular phone.

"Dude, I totally side buttoned this chick last night. She must have called me five times."

Side Buttoned by Taylor H. March 2, 2008

Bum Buttoned 

When the buttons of a shirt are not alligned properly.

Look in the mirror, your shirt is bum buttoned.

Bum Buttoned by Gustavas May 17, 2011