Burriot 

n. An inverted form of the burrito. The burriot may be constructed in two ways:

a. A tightly rolled tortilla dipped multiple times in a puree of ( chicken/beef/pork + beans + rice + lettuce + tomato + avacado + sour cream), waiting 30 minutes between each dip for the layer to harden, and thus achieving an outer shell of 3/4 inch thickness overall. The resulting dish has a satisfying crunch to it but none of the heterogeneity of a burrito.

b. A tortilla is wrapped around a rotisserie-like rotating stick, and the chef alternates brushing on "glue" layers with sprinkling the other ingredients: painting the cheese, sprinkling the rice, painting the guacamole, sprinkling the chicken/beef/pork, painting the sour cream, sprinkling the beans, painting some more cheese on there because fuck it, at this point, why not, then not even bothering with the lettuce or tomato because that's just gonna disappoint the target audience for this kind of thing

Person #1: Sir, what in the name of Cesar Chavez is wrong with your burrito?

Person #2: Nothing, it's a burriot! Want some?

Person #1: No... no thank you.

Burriot by haydubs February 13, 2013

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito 

The holy supreme of all burritos

I just got 10 beefy 5 layer burritos from taco bell and obtained a god complex

Beefy 5 Layer Burrito by ToxicSenpaii February 8, 2021

Squeeze the burrito

To take a shit

Dude, I'll be back in 30 minutes, I gotta go squeeze the burrito.

Squeeze the burrito by NYYANKEES14 April 14, 2017

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito 

One of the most challenging levels in all of Mario Maker. A true test of skill that can only be beaten by a elite gamers. Legends say that obtaining the World Record for this level while blindfolded, will grant them the legendary item of spaghetti and meatballs.

But can you beat Bowser's Big Bean Burrito?

Bowser's Big Bean Burrito by PrimeBox99842 December 12, 2020

3am burrito challenge

Eating a burrito at 3am... Deadass

You guys wanna come over on Friday to do the 3am burrito challenge?

3am burrito challenge by 3am burrito challenge January 8, 2020

burrito test 

A test used to find out if a particular facility is an institution. Used primarily by disability advocates.

If you can't get up at 3 am and microwave yourself a burrito, it is one.

For clarification, the question is about being allowed to do this if you choose to do so, not about wheather or not this is something you'd want to do.

It's about wheather you have the freedom to control when you eat and make other basic decisions about yourself and your actions that free human beings over the age of like 8 are generally considered to have as natural rights.

Most group homes don't pass the burrito test.

burrito test by The TCC April 22, 2020

Love Burrito 

When it's too hot after a night of boning and you just pull the covers over you instead of getting under them.

"Did Zak bang you last night?"
"Yeah, but he had no air conditioner, so we just wrapped up in a love burrito"

Love Burrito by Zak Baggs August 31, 2013