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nut bowling

A competitive game of dropping your nut sack into a pool table pocket. The balder the better. Normally played by 2 people.
Daryl and Benny were competing in a ferocious game of nut bowling when Jo busted them. Daryl, put your fukin balls away!!
nut bowling by nutb April 29, 2012

You be epic bowling ball

This meme makes less sense that your life.
Someone: "You be epic bowling ball"
Someone else: "Hey"

take the skinheads bowling 

A classic song by Camper Van Beethoven, with (naturally) a somewhat surreal premise, odd lyrics and a funny video, if you can ever get a hold of it.

Also, a classic name for your bowling team, which will provoke innumerable questions from people who don't know what the fuck you're talking about, and praise from those rare folks that do.
Take the skinheads bowling, take them bowling....

Bowling Ball Treatment 

"Her ass is so worn out that in order to finger her I had to give her the bowling ball treatment."

let's go bowling! 

Interjection

(1)What an annoying character on Grand Theft Auto IV asks by phone. Unlike other characters on the game, he constantly annoys you with: let's go play darts!, go drinking!, ect.
(2)Said to be irelalantly humorous, especially said in serious matters.
Roman: Hey cousin, let's go bowling!
Niko: For the last fucking time, Roman, I don't want to go bowling!

Bowling Ball Present 

A present you buy for somebody which is really intended for yourself.
From the Simpsons episode where Homer gives Marg a bowling ball present with his name inscribed on it for her birthday.
Bowling Ball Present by Matt Kudda November 30, 2005