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The Brown Market 

Like the Black Market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate's asshole. Hence, brown.
Guard Falzone: Listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.

Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.

Guard Falzone: You mean...?

Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.
The Brown Market by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008

The Brown Market 

Anything you would get black market such as copyrighted material or illegal narcotics except from a Latino, hence BROWN market.
Steve: Where did you get that polo shirt at bro?

Bro: I got it real cheap from the Brown Market
The Brown Market by B-M-G09 August 5, 2009

Brown Marker 

A shit that, no matter how many wipes, will leave a nice brown streak on every piece of toilet paper used in an effort to clean your stinky asshole
I've been sitting on the toilet for 10 minutes trying to wipe my ass but I have a damn brown marker!
Brown Marker by TheyCallMeCheeto January 31, 2017

Wiping a brown marker 

When you're wiping your ass and it never seems to stop.

brown marker 

Pot smoker: "Hey man, pass that Brown Marker."

brown magic marker

(BMM) The brown streaking marks left in a toilet bowl after flushing large amounts of soft fecal matter. Usually the result of eating burritos and drinking multiple beers.
"Ricardo is gonna kill me. I brown magic markered his toilet. Fuck! Hand me a towel"