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Curly Brown Suprise 

To deficate in a manner that is long and curled in a circular fasion.
hey Keenan, half an hour ago I left a curly brown suprise next to the foot of your bed. I hope this doesn't hinder our friendship.

Brown Surprise

When you think you're gonna fart but a dookie comes out.
James: Bro I thought it was gonna be a fart but then I shit my pants!
John: You just got hit with a brown surprise!
Brown Surprise by shitmypants January 13, 2021

Brown Sunrise 

n. The act of defecating in a partner's nose. A variant on the Cleveland Steamer. So named because, like a beautiful sunrise, the recipient will smell shit every morning for a month.
Linda never forgot Barry; though they'd broken up years ago, she still remembered the Brown Sunrise he gave her as an anniversary present.
Brown Sunrise by Doc_in_a_box March 24, 2011

Brown Surprise

When you drinking hot coffee and sneeze unexpectedly.
Friend 1: Hey, that looks like a good cup of Joe.

Friend 2: Achooo!

Friend 1: Oh no! Brown Surprise!
Brown Surprise by slumdom December 3, 2018

Brown surprise

“A brown surprise” when you take a dump and purposely don’t flush so the next person can see your poop
I left a brown surprise in the bathroom for Eric
Brown surprise by Bobby jmac November 6, 2022

Brown Surprise

When two persons are engaged in anal sex, and the receiver poops a little.
"I don't have bum sex any more, not ever since the brown surprise." ~ your dad