Brookland 

An area of Washington DC that has become a rather dangerous ghetto. The Catholic University of America resides in this pristine area. The students are told that the area is not bad and that nothing really terrible happens. Contrary to that belief are several homicides and muggings. But its not THAT bad. Things to consider when taking a stroll through the Brookland area at night are things like is it gang initiation time of the year or god i hope those black guys are friendly. One might think that the area is better because the MPDC would want to protect the pretty white kids of CUA but no. An MPDC patrol car is a rare sight and besides what the hell are they really going to do there so dam incompetent. The area was once known as little rome but its slowly becoming little compton. Brookland- a gangstas paradise, rich white kids with no common sense.

I was walking through brookland on the way back to campus when I was hit in the head with a beer bottle.

Hey did you hear about the mugging in Brookland yesterday.

Brookland by Eri Pain October 12, 2009

brookland-cayce high school 

You ever been to a dumpster behind a strip club well welcome to Brookland Cayce High School. Nothing but a bunch of good rats. The heaters only work during the summer And the air condition only works during winter. The athletic director is so shady that the sun never shines over there. The teachers, oh wait they barley even have teachers because they sleep with all the students . Most of the teachers are dam crack heads stuck on meth. Even the out side of their school looks like a meth lab. The students are very disrespectful with their bicycle head ass, Stewart little loooking ass. The “negros” smell like boiled quarters. The white folks smell like dog piss and covered in fleas The Mexican smell like "wetbacks". Everyone At brookland Cayce has the most nastiest smell to them. All the sluts & whores walk around like their shit don’t stink when in Reality they smell like fish. Then you got the white girls who walk around with their face all covered with makeup to the point they look like clowns. Then If you really wanna know about two-face hoes go to Brookland Cayce High School. The inside of the school smells like a cat litter box. Every corner you turn there is always a dead roach. Its so fucking nasty at BC that a raccoon even lives inside of it. The Basketball team is very ass got one boy name london who came from AIRPORT because he didn't make the team but barley get any PT over at BC the nigga really ass af "Bench Warmer" you bastard bitch.

Brookland-Cayce High School

brookland-cayce high school by The Three Amigos January 16, 2019

brookland-cayce high school 

You ever been to a dumpster behind a strip club well welcome to Brookland Cayce High School. The athletic director is so shady that the sun never shines over there. The teachers, oh wait they barley even have teachers. Most of the teachers are dam crack heads stuck on meth. Even the out side of their school looks like a meth lab. The students are very disrespectful with ther bicylce head ass, Stewart little looking ass. The “negros” smell like boiled quarters. The white folks smell like dog piss and covered in lice. The Mexican smell like wetbacks. Everyone At brookland Cayce has the most nastiest smell to them. All the sluts and whores walk around like their shit don’t stink when in Reality they smell like fish. Then you got the white girls who walk around with their face all covered with makeup to the point they look like clowns. Then If you really wanna know about two-face people go to Brookland Cayce High School. The inside of the school smells like a cats litter box. Every corner you turn there is always a dead roach. Its so fucking nasty at BC that a raccoon even lives inside of it.

Brookland-Cayce high school

brookland-cayce high school by The Three Amigos January 16, 2019

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

A sitcom about cops in the 99th precinct part of the NYPD who find themselves in all sorts of shenanigans. AKA my life

Jake: That's how we do it in the Nine-Nine sir, catch bad guys and look good doing it! (quote from Brooklyn Nine-Nine s1e1)

Brooklyn Nine-Nine by Greg the fart horse April 28, 2019

Brooklyn Nine-Nine 

Brooklyn Nine-Nine is the best show ever created. I would definitely recommend that you bless your eyes with this show. It's "cool cool cool cool cool cool no doubt no doubt no doubt" in the words of Jake Peralta.

Person 1: Hey friend!
Person 2: Hey dude!
Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: Just watching the best show ever!
Person 1: Oh your watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine

Brooklyn Nine-Nine by hugs_before_drugs November 29, 2019

brooklyn 99 depression

Brooklyn 99 depression is a complete sadness you feel when you have just finished Brooklyn 99. This type of sadness lingers for a few months and you never truly get over it. Brooklyn 99 depression (aka b9d) is very common in watchers of the series and once you have it - there is no going back. You will cry in your room for hours and nothing will ever make you happy again.

super fan:

i am so depressed, nothing is making me happy ever since i finished brooklyn 99

another person who has finished brooklyn 99:
Oh man! you definitely have brooklyn 99 depression

brooklyn 99 depression by Brooklyn 99 no.1 fan September 5, 2019

brooklyn wyatt 

brooklyn wyatt is part of the five piece british and irish boyband roadtriptv and he is genuinely so so so so adorable and cute and cheesy ok but most importantly, his singing voice literally KILLS me!! he sounds like a god!! he’s also really cheeeky and i love him so much - @huggingwyatt

brooklyn wyatt is so bloody cheesy but we love him

brooklyn wyatt by huggingwyatt December 11, 2017