The only item in every hotel room that will keep two straight guys from bumping into eachother while sleeping in bed together...otherwise known as an ironing board.
Repeatedly going onto Facebook due to extreme mind-numbing boredom at work. Unfortunately, this actually increases the level of boredom felt, leaving the person experiencing more boredom than they had before they went there in the first place.
"I'm bored, I'ma check my Facebook."
"Ok done here."
"sigh......sooooo booooored......anything new on Facebook?"
Using the springiness of the bed during sex to increase the speed of intercourse.
The woman is usually on the bottom for this maneuver, face up or face down, while the man grabs the woman’s hips and forcefully pushes and pulls her into and from the bed. Timing is such that the man makes use of the compression of the springs in the bed so as to launch the woman’s pelvis or buttocks into his for maximum speed and impact. This process is repeated as fast as humanly possible.
Also known as brendina when on a period, he believes that sailing is a sport (it’s not) and he does not know what the poop sock is. He has never touched his peepee, and is homophobic and secretly gay at the same time. He reads many books about sex but does not know what they mean. He probably likes sucking toes. He’s got the thiccest calves in the entire world but is the kid that would wear a swim shirt. He drops his 1000 lb backpack everywhere, and it has been stolen at least 29 times and counting. Most likely to stay a virgin for life and be recasted for the role of 40 yr old virgin (he says version btw). Will grow a 1970s pervert mustache and whenever he dosent understand something he will hit you with all his strength which is exactly nothing.
A natural Bredon in his wild habitat will cry over his 99% on his math test and will succ the teacherssmall peepee to get a 100