Brandon Dyer 

A person who likes men and enjoys being in the company of naked old men called jimmy

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Brandon Dyer by James bhhbakneabhdbbz January 3, 2017

brandonderealest 

The Most beautiful man alive, build in the image of Zeus himself. A titan over all men, and a beacon of hope to the world. he is currently single to the mystery of everyone, he will find and smooch you and your mom. look at his luscious locks on twitch

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brandonderealest by Rui June 27, 2021

BrandonDeRealest 

The sexiest man alive. Will destroy you in Rocket League. Will dominate you in GeoGuessr. No hesitation to absolutely annihilate you in BeamNG. No mercy given by BrandonDeRealest

"Yo, you catch the BrandonDeRealest stream last night?"
"Yeah! Can't believe he's on day 190. Man is crazy."

BrandonDeRealest by yowhatthestreamerdoin June 28, 2021